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Transylvania Night School

Halloween · VF-50

Transylvania Night School

An Education You Can Sink Your Teeth Into

Halloween has never felt so collegiate. Whether you're A-positive, B-negative, or simply majoring in Plasma Studies with a minor in Creeping People Out, the Transylvania Blood Sciences Night School helps you celebrate the highly educated bloodsuckers out there. And after a long night of Halloween parties and candy, this design's famously soft, comfy fabric will haunt you. Also available as a hoodie.

$34.99

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

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