Halloween · VF-16
University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Science
This Halloween, Consider a Career in Six-Foot Undertaking
This prestigious university offers a Halloween education in an industry with exceptionally reliable customer demand. Proudly represent the University of Cryptkeeping & Mortuary Sciences, where aspiring entombers, sextons, and funeral directors pursue advanced studies in decomposition theory, coffin logistics, gravedigging technique, post-mortem poise, empathy fundamentals, and grave manners. And because cramming for Advanced Embalming 401 and Cremation & Pyromania 302 while maintaining a respectable GPA can make for some very long nights, the soft, comfortable fabric keeps every future cryptkeeper and master of Mortuary Sciences cozy until the semester is finally laid to rest. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$34.99
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- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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