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OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector — Sweatshirt

Halloween · VF-37

OSHA Sr. Cauldron Safety Inspector — Sweatshirt

Somebody Has to Keep Witches' Cauldrons Up to Code

Halloween is dangerous enough without a sorcerer's kettle getting out of control. Suit up as OSHA's Senior Cauldron Safety Inspector and spend the season investigating suspicious brews, identifying potion hazards and reminding irresponsible witches that another Salem Cauldron Incident of 1690 will not be tolerated. And because enforcing workplace safety regulations is exhausting, the soft, comfy fabric keeps you comfortable through even the longest shift.  Also available in a t-shirt.

$52.99

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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