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Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC

Halloween · VF-24

Sr. Inspector Halloween Candy QC

Some Halloween Treats Are Too Good to Risk. We'll Take It From Here

Halloween candy safety is serious business. The really good stuff has been deemed far too delicious for untrained civilians. As Senior Inspector, you're authorized to confiscate premium chocolate, suspiciously desirable treats and full-size bars for extensive off-site testing, while lesser candies somehow sail through inspection. And because public safety via selective candy seizures is demanding work, the soft, comfy fabric keeps you cozy throughout your completely selfless Halloween service. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$34.99

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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