Halloween · VF-18

Zombies Eat Brains

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This Halloween, ease your friends' fears by reassuring them they're completely safe from a hungry zombie. Not because they're fast, clever, or particularly good at hiding. Let's just say the undead have nutritional standards. A gloriously backhanded comfort for people who appreciate an insult delivered with impeccable directness. The fabric is soft, cozy, and considerably kinder than the message. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$35$28

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

• Heavyweight ringspun cotton
• Printed on demand — made when you order
• Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address