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Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls

Halloween · VF-25

Sr. Exorcist Possessed Dolls

This Halloween, the Noise Is Coming From Inside the Toy Box!

That scratching sound from inside the toy box probably isn't nothing. As Senior Exorcist with the Possessed Dolls Oversight Bureau, you're authorized to investigate unexplained blinking, unauthorized head rotation, suspicious midnight giggling and other Halloween toy-box violations best left to trained professionals. And because staring down a button-eyed demon for eight hours can be exhausting, the soft, cozy fabric keeps you in comfort throughout even the most unsettling field assignment. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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