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Fireproof Since 1692

Halloween · VF-30

Fireproof Since 1692

Four Centuries On and Still a Little Hot Under the Collar

They tried to burn the formidable spirit out of women. Adorable, huh? This Halloween, salute the generations of invincible women who've faced the proverbial torches, weathered witch hunts, persecution, misogyny, and injustice—and somehow emerged with their sense of humor intact. Made for the women carrying that fire forward, in super-soft, cozy fabric that's one less thing to fight with. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$35$28

ColorDark Chocolate
Size

2XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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