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I Have Selective Thinking...

Humor Tee · VF-102

I Have Selective Thinking...

When You're Officially Out of Listening Capacity

Some days your brain reaches maximum occupancy before the first meeting even starts. Slip this design on and let it do the heavy lifting—deflecting unnecessary conversations and giving everyone fair warning that today's nonsense may not make it through the screening process. While tuning out the chaos, you might as well do it wrapped in a t-shirt that's famously soft, lightweight, and ridiculously comfortable.

$35$28

ColorCardinal Red
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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