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My Wife Says I Have Two Faults

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My Wife Says I Have Two Faults

If She's Told You Once

Some people call it selective hearing. Others call it a highly refined survival skill. Every relationship has its running jokes, and this one is practically universal. Slip it on and prepare for laughs, knowing smiles, and plenty of "I need that shirt!" reactions from couples everywhere. Since you've already admitted your faults, the least we could do was make the shirt ridiculously comfortable.

$35$28

ColorDark Heather
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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