America 250 · VF-79

250 Years Later and Somehow This Is Where We Landed

A Verified Funny original.

Nothing starts conversations faster than a shirt that imagines George Washington enthusiastically embracing vaping, influencers, and GLP-1 glow-ups. Equal parts patriotic tribute and modern-day satire, this tee delivers laughs, double-takes, and "where did you get that?" energy wherever you wear it.  And an extra bonus: t he fabric of this tee is renowned for its soft feel.

$34.99

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100

• Heavyweight ringspun cotton
• Printed on demand — made when you order
• Free shipping over $100