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We The People Need a Nap

America 250 · VF-77

We The People Need a Nap

America Is 250

After 250 years of patriotism, fireworks, and nonstop opinions, America's earned a little shut-eye. This hilarious vintage-style tee turns exhaustion into patriotic art — guaranteed to get laughs, nods of agreement, and at least a few people saying, "Okay, where did you get that shirt?"   The fabric is renowned for its soft feel.

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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
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