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The Official Uniform of Questionable Patriotic Decisions

America 250 · VF-129

The Official Uniform of Questionable Patriotic Decisions

Red, White & Brewed

This design brings instant "life of the party" energy whether you're holding a beer, grilling burgers, or aggressively celebrating America's 250th birthday like it's still 1776. Equal parts vintage Americana and glorious bad judgment, it's guaranteed to earn laughs, compliments, and at least one person yelling, "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!"   The fabric of this t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel.

$35$28

ColorCarolina Blue
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to every address

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