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America @ 250: Operating Without a Manual Since 1776

America 250 · VF-89

America @ 250: Operating Without a Manual Since 1776

A Verified Funny original.

Celebrate 250 years of somehow making it work with a shirt that turns American history into a perfectly ridiculous inspection seal. Packed with vintage Americana charm and smart sarcasm, it's guaranteed to earn laughs, double-takes, and plenty of "Okay, where did you get that?" moments wherever you wear it.  The fabric of this t-shirt is renowned for its softness.

$34.99

ColorLight Blue
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  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

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