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People ... hard pass

Humor Tee · VF-60

People ... hard pass

When Your Filter Takes the Day Off

Finally, a uniform for introverts. Whether you're avoiding small talk or just managing expectations, this design does the heavy lifting with effortless style. Wear it anywhere and watch fellow people-avoiders identify and recognize one of their own.  Your discomfort with awkward social situations is countered by t he fabric of this t-shirt, renowned for its comfy, soft feel.

$34.99

ColorDark Heather
Size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping over $100

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping over $100

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