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The Everyday Collection

Wearable punchlines

Smart, observational, a little subversive. Your inner monologue about work, culture, and modern life — printed on soft heavyweight cotton.

28 designs · pick colors and sizes on each shirt

Minor Inconvenience
Minor Inconvenience

For Those Brave Enough to Overcome a Mildly Annoying Situation

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Maroon
Adulting is a Soup and I'm a Fork
Adulting is a Soup and I'm a Fork

When Your Degree Isn't in... Whatever This Is

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Dark Chocolate
Dill Doe
Dill Doe

For those who love wordplay and a good pun

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Graphite Heather
Synonym Rolls Just Like Grammar Used To Make
Synonym Rolls Just Like Grammar Used To Make

A Shirt for People Who Have a Weigh With Whirs

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Heather Red
Cycologist
Cycologist

Prescribed for Cyclists with an Advanced Sense of Humor

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Dark Heather
Normal or Dystopia
Normal or Dystopia

What the Merriam-Webster of It All?!

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Dark Heather
Whaaaaaaaat?!?
Whaaaaaaaat?!?

Because "Seriously?" Isn't Strong Enough

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Carolina Blue
Highway to Hell, but Only a Stairway To Heaven
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Navy
Hard to Believe I'm Not A.I.
Hard to Believe I'm Not A.I.

Relax. This Much Gorgeous Is Still Human

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Black
People ... hard pass
People ... hard pass

When Your Filter Takes the Day Off

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Dark Heather
That's a HORRIBLE Idea
That's a HORRIBLE Idea

The Worst Ideas Make the Best Stories

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Military Green
People, Ew
People, Ew

For Days When Your Inside Voice Wins

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Dark Heather
Another Day Squashed
Another Day Squashed

Wear Your Exhaustion Like a Badge of Honor

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Navy
Not Today Satan
Not Today Satan

Perfect When Your Halo Needs a Personal Day

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Dark Heather
I'm Not Arguing. I'm Explaining Why I'm Right.
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Dark Heather
I Have Selective Thinking...
I Have Selective Thinking...

When You're Officially Out of Listening Capacity

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Cardinal Red
Caution: I'm Not Sure Which Me I Am Today
Caution: I'm Not Sure Which Me I Am Today

A Public Service Announcement for Anyone Nearby

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Baby Blue
70% of People are Stupid
70% of People are Stupid

Courageous Enough to Be a Punchline?

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Light Blue
Hide & Seek Champion
Hide & Seek Champion

Undefeated Since Anyone Can Remember

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Graphite Heather
Rock-Paper-Scissors
Rock-Paper-Scissors

Ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors Champions Play With Four Paws

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Black
Sarcasm Spoken Here
Sarcasm Spoken Here

Let Your Love Language Be Known!

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Black
Leave Aunt Mabel Right Where She Is - Yet Another Good Reason to Skip Housework
Heather Red
Can't Work Today... My Arm is in a Cast
Can't Work Today... My Arm is in a Cast

A Sick Day Excuse as Fishy as They Get

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Navy
I'll Be Watching You
I'll Be Watching You

For People Who've Never Eaten Alone

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Navy
My Wife Says I Have Two Faults
My Wife Says I Have Two Faults

If She's Told You Once

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Dark Heather
It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything is Fine
It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything is Fine

Everything's Under Control-ish

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Coral
I Paused My Game For This
I Paused My Game For This

Real Life Can Have Terrible Timing

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Black