Seasonal · 4th of July

July 4th

A roast of the great experiment. Founding-father energy, questionable patriotic decisions, and 250 years of still workshopping it.

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Before Compliance Was a Thing

AMERICA: 250 YEARS AGO

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Just Don't Read the Comment Section

AMERICA@250

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2026: Still Workshopping It

1776

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Land of the Free and Home of Customer Feedback Since 1776 - Can I speak to the manager?

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We The People Need a Nap

America Is 250

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Founding Fathers Be Like: "unsubscribe

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America @ 250: Operating Without a Manual Since 1776

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1776 Called: It Wants a Do-Over

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FREEDOM.EXE still installing...

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A Founding Fathers Podcast Would've Hit Different

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The Official Uniform of Questionable Patriotic Decisions

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250 Years Later and Somehow This Is Where We Landed

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