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Seasonal Drop · Christmahanukwanzamas

Christma­hanuk­wanzamas

Verified Funny's holiday collection is for people who celebrate the season with equal parts tradition, sarcasm, and emotional fatigue. From Christmas and Hanukkah to Kwanzaa, Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve, and the general chaos surrounding all of them, these designs find the joke hiding inside the festivities. Expect smart seasonal humor, questionable family dynamics, overly confident Santas, furious elves, and absolutely no requirement to be merry on command. However you celebrate, there's probably something here that understands what you're going through.

10 designs · new ones landing daily · pick colors and sizes on each shirt

Every design available as a Tee + Sweatshirt

The warm-up act · 10 designs · tees + sweatshirts

Thanksgiving

Gratitude, gravy, and one relative too many.

I Came. I Ate. I Avoided Eye Contact
I Came. I Ate. I Avoided Eye Contact

Is Thanksgiving Awkward? Keep Your Plate Full and Your Eyes Down

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Dark Heather
The Plan is Pie
The Plan is Pie

Relationship and Career Plans Later. Pie Now

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Dark Heather
Leftovers Are For Quitters
Leftovers Are For Quitters

Thanksgiving Means 2nds, 3rds, 4ths, Whatever it Takes to Empty Every Bowl & Platter

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Dark Chocolate
Elastic Waistband Energy
Elastic Waistband Energy

This Thanksgiving, Don't Shoot Uncle Jim with Your Pants Button. Elastic, baby!

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Navy
Howard's Gratitude for Vegetarians
Howard's Gratitude for Vegetarians

This Thanksgiving, Howard is Finally Thankful for Something!

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Navy
Thankful For The Drive Home
Thankful For The Drive Home

Thanksgiving Dinner: Wonderful. Going Home: Transcendent

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Navy
Pies Before Guys
Pies Before Guys

Romance Is Complicated. Pie Is Not

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Coral Silk
Thankful for You F*ckers
Thankful for You F*ckers

This Thanksgiving, Say "I Love You" in Your Native Language

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Sport Grey
Talk Turkey to Me
Talk Turkey to Me

This Thanksgiving, Skip the Small Talk. Talk Turkey to Me

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Dark Chocolate
Friendsgiving: Same Food. Zero Prying Questions
Friendsgiving: Same Food. Zero Prying Questions

Friendsgiving: Thanksgiving Without an Awkward Interrogation

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Dark Heather