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Leftovers Are For Quitters

Holiday · VF-06

Leftovers Are For Quitters

Thanksgiving Means 2nds, 3rds, 4ths, Whatever it Takes to Empty Every Bowl & Platter

Thanksgiving leftovers indicate a total lack of commitment. As mom always says, "Winners never quit and quitters never win," as if we're competitive eaters or something. This "Leftovers Are for Quitters" shirt is for those dedicated to the pursuit of empty serving bowls and turkey bones so clean you could make jewelry from them. Whether you're defending your title or simply a gigantic fan of stuffing, this design will comfort you through the ensuing bloat, discomfort, and trauma to your digestive system. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$35$28

ColorDark Chocolate
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to any mix of addresses

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