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The Plan is Pie

Holiday · VF-01

The Plan is Pie

Relationship and Career Plans Later. Pie Now

Thanksgiving is supposed to be about the amazing food, not laying out a strategic plan for the rest of your life. "I'll Be Taking No Questions About My Plans — The Plan Is Pie" is a Thanksgiving shirt for anyone whose current goals begin with crust and end with whipped cream. Relationship updates and career planning can resume tomorrow; today this comfortable shirt and the dessert table have your full attention. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features

$35$28

ColorDark Heather
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to any mix of addresses

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