Holiday · VF-05
Talk Turkey to Me
This Thanksgiving, Skip the Small Talk. Talk Turkey to Me
Thanksgiving is the rare occasion when "Talk Turkey to Me" is both mildly suggestive and completely appropriate dinner conversation. This Thanksgiving shirt keeps the message simple: less small talk, more poultry. Wear it while carving, eating, or strategically positioning yourself near the gravy—it's so comfortable through all three. Also available in a sweatshirt. Product features
$35$28
XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to any mix of addresses
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This Thanksgiving, Howard is Finally Thankful for Something!