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Talk Turkey to Me — Sweatshirt

Holiday · VF-107

Talk Turkey to Me — Sweatshirt

This Thanksgiving, Skip the Small Talk. Talk Turkey to Me

Thanksgiving is the rare occasion when "Talk Turkey to Me" is both mildly suggestive and completely appropriate dinner conversation. This Thanksgiving shirt keeps the message simple: less small talk, more poultry. Wear it while carving, eating, or strategically positioning yourself near the gravy—it's so comfortable through all three. Also available in a t-shirt. Product features

$55$51

ColorSport Grey
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to any mix of addresses

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