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Elastic Waistband Energy — Sweatshirt

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Elastic Waistband Energy — Sweatshirt

This Thanksgiving, Don't Shoot Uncle Jim with Your Pants Button. Elastic, baby!

Thanksgiving requires preparation, commitment, and pants with a certain understanding of personal growth. "Elastic Waistband Energy" is a funny Thanksgiving shirt for anyone approaching dinner like the competitive eating event it has become. Soft, cozy, and so stinkin' comfortable, it's exactly what to wear when someone asks whether you have room for pie. And this year, no trips to urgent care to check uncle Jim's welt from your pants button. Also available in a cozy t-shirt. Product features

$55$51

ColorDark Heather
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to any mix of addresses

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