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I Came. I Ate. I Avoided Eye Contact — Sweatshirt

Holiday · VF-104

I Came. I Ate. I Avoided Eye Contact — Sweatshirt

Is Thanksgiving Awkward? Keep Your Plate Full and Your Eyes Down

Thanksgiving is so much easier when you concentrate on your plate and avoid conversation. "I Came. I Ate. I Avoided Eye Contact." is a Thanksgiving shirt for introverts, awkward relatives, and anyone determined not to answer "So, what's new?" this year. It's also supremely comfortable, which keeps you cozy while executing your holiday strategy involving eating quietly and becoming one with the furniture. Also available in a t-shirt. Product features

$55$51

ColorNavy
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to any mix of addresses

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