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Thankful For The Drive Home — Sweatshirt

Holiday · VF-109

Thankful For The Drive Home — Sweatshirt

Thanksgiving Dinner: Wonderful. Going Home: Transcendent

Thanksgiving is about family, chosen family, gratitude, good food—and getting the hell outta there. This funny Thanksgiving shirt celebrates that glorious moment when the doors close, the engine starts, and yet another rowdy, caloric Thanksgiving is in the rearview mirror. Perfect for introverts, holiday survivors, and anyone whose favorite Thanksgiving tradition is leaving. And it's super comfortable for the long ride home. Also available in a cozy sweatshirt. Product features

$55$51

ColorMilitary Green
Size

XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size

+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts

  • Heavyweight ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand — made when you order
  • Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to any mix of addresses

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