Holiday · VF-106
Pies Before Guys — Sweatshirt
Romance Is Complicated. Pie Is Not
Thanksgiving is no time to let romance interfere with dessert priorities. "Pies Before Guys" is a holiday shirt for anyone who understands that pumpkin, pecan, and apple have consistently shown up and delivered more than your dating history. Simple, sarcastic, and extremely easy to explain while holding a fork, it's also comfortable enough for seconds of pie—or fourths. Also available in a cozy t-shirt. Product features
$55$51
XL–3XL slightly more · price updates with your size
+ shipping & tax at checkout · Free shipping on 2+ shirts
- Heavyweight ringspun cotton
- Printed on demand — made when you order
- Free shipping on 2+ shirts — to any mix of addresses
More punchlines
Romance Is Complicated. Pie Is Not
Thanksgiving Means 2nds, 3rds, 4ths, Whatever it Takes to Empty Every Bowl & Platter
This Thanksgiving, Howard is Finally Thankful for Something!